Discount Candy

"I stopped at Russell Stover's Candy Store, and picked up a few things. Take what you'd like."

Leftovers from Family Birthday Dinner

"We brought you potatoes and gravy and a biscuit from your Grandma's birthday dinner. We also brought you coleslaw, but we ate it before you got here. It was really good coleslaw."

Love, Dad Edition: Goldfish Crackers

"Here you go, crybaby."

English Muffins

"I'm going to the bread store. Want anything?"

Funfett Cupcake with Strawberry Icing

"The mix was supposed to make 24, but I made 12. That's why they're giant."

Cadbury Creme Eggs

"I was at the grocery store, and I just couldn't resist the Easter candy anymore!"