Victoria's Secret Underwear

For You:

"I got a card for a free panty from Victoria's Secret, but it's the style I don't like. You can have it if you want."

Love, Mom

Clinique Repairwear Anti-Gravity Eye Cream

For You:

"If you go pick up my foundation you can keep the free gift with purchase."

Love, Mom

Darn Tough Socks (Slightly Irregular)

For You:

"I picked these up today. I got some for myself and your sister also. Actually, maybe I'll give your sister her's as a Christmas gift. But you can have yours now."

Love, Mom

One Banana and a Bowl of Cheesy Potatoes

For You:

"Did you want to take some potatoes home with you? I already packed some. And what about a banana? Do you have any bananas? Take a banana."

Love, Mom