Spanx Skinny Britches Shorts

For You:

"I got these off Zulily. Zulily, you know? These look really small, but you can't make returns to Zulily. So if they don't fit you can just return them to me instead."

Love, Mom

Fitbit Bracelet

For You:

"Why don't you take my extra fitbit bracelet, in case yours is getting all worn and dirty."

Love, Mom

A Partial Bag of Carrots

For You:

"I needed carrots for a recipe, but didn't use them all. I probably won't use the rest. You can have them if you want."

Love, Mom

One Dozen Eggs

For you:

"You said you were out of eggs, so I got these at the farmers' market. I would have got the spinach too, but it's out of season."

Love, Mom

Oatmeal Packets

For you:

"These have been in the pantry for a long time. I think they're expired. I was going to throw them out, but then I thought I'd see if you wanted them first."

Love, Mom

Running Socks

"I got these socks for you to try. If they're too small, give them to me, and I'll wear them."

Love, Mom

Pizza ... plus a little more

"I packed up some pizza for you to take home. Oh, and a couple other things too."

Love, Mom