Girl Scout Cookies

"I told your father that I got cookies for you and your sister. He said you both didn't need any, but I'm pretty sure that's just because he wanted them all for himself."

Allergy Medication

"How are you feeling with this weather we've been having? Do you have any allergy medicine?"

Discount Candy

"I stopped at Russell Stover's Candy Store, and picked up a few things. Take what you'd like."

Leftovers from Family Birthday Dinner

"We brought you potatoes and gravy and a biscuit from your Grandma's birthday dinner. We also brought you coleslaw, but we ate it before you got here. It was really good coleslaw."

Love, Dad Edition: Goldfish Crackers

"Here you go, crybaby."

English Muffins

"I'm going to the bread store. Want anything?"

Funfett Cupcake with Strawberry Icing

"The mix was supposed to make 24, but I made 12. That's why they're giant."